Wally Draft script

Pierrot starts telling you about the acrobatics in the circus.
You look around to see a blonde twisted up like a pretzel on the ground.
Quite literally.
You are then led towards the blonde.

???: …

Pierrot: Say hello, [name]!

Choices:
(1) Hello Miss.
(2) Nice to meet you.

If (1):
???: Excuse me?
I would appreciate if you were a little more polite.
I am obviously male and I prefer to be referred to as such.
It is upsetting to see that people are getting ruder by the day.
Then again, I wouldn't expect much from someone like you.
Pierrot: Now don't be rude, Wally!

If (2):
???: The feeling is most definitely not mutual.
Though, as I must not show reproachfulness towards people like you,
I guess I will say that it is indeed 'nice' to meet you.
Though I would prefer if we never met at all.
Pierrot: /sternly/ Wallace.

Both lead to:
???: It's Warrilow.
Pierrot: Whatever.

Warrilow adjusts his glasses and looks at you emotionlessly.

Pierrot: Warrilow, this is [name].
[name], this is Warrilow. He is one of our contortionists.
We call him the 'Doctor'.
Warrilow: Since the frivolous introductions are over, will you leave?
Pierrot: We have a guest. Can't you be a little bit more courteous? You're almost as bad as Karolin.
Warrilow: /grumbles/ My apologies, [name]. I did not mean to come off as impolite.
People like you just irk me.
Especially if you disrupt my practices.

Choices:
(1) Yeah, you better apologise.
(2) Oh, I'm sorry for disturbing you.

If (1):
Warrilow: What an ill-mannered response.
I attempted to act as politely as I could,
Sadly, people like you make it almost impossible to converse with.

Warrilow puts up his hand as if to say 'talk to the hand'.

If (2):
Warrilow: It could not be helped.
I know it is in your nature to behave as such, though I will not hold it against you.
Controlling your actions and behaviour is something that people like you are not particularly good at.

Both lead to:
Pierrot: You're going to scare away our guest, Wallace.
Warrilow: Whatever.
He's a stranger, anyway.
Strangers don't last long here.
Strangers never last long here.
I hope you enjoyed your life.

Pierrot: /laughs nervously/ Hah!
What a good joke, Wally!
Come on, [name], I think we should move on.

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Alright You can tell me what's wrong and I'll change it up yeapp Man guys I'm so bad at portraying Perry ;A; Wally stop being a jerk.